The Fridge

Contents worth noting:

• Newman’s Own sauce expired 2/2013
• Seven decanted bottles of Gatorade. If mom can manage the decanting process, handling a gallon bottle, why go through this exercise?
• Antique lefover rice.
• Exploding pint of homemade broth. Age unknown.
• Homemade pint of spaghetti sauce under pressure. Age unknown.
• Open home-canned beets, dated 5/2014.
• Open home-canned pint of tomato sauce dated 2014.
• Another of the above with a crop of mold.
• Open homemade half-pint spaghetti sauce dated 3/2014.
• Half-pint of suspicious mayo of unknown age.
• Mystery half-pint of a toxic substance. 

• Quart of home-canned Kosher dill tomatoes dated 10/2006.
• Pint of composted strawberry-rhubarb sauce. Age unknown.
• Unopened tin of Cougar Cheese expired 6/2005.
• Unopened tortillas, expired 3/5/2014.
• Quart of bean soup, so frighting I took it to the dump.

• Fruit so rotted it took a second or two to figure out what it was.